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"A Drunkard would not give money to
He said they would only eat it, and
buy clothes and send their children
to school with it."
-- Samuel Butler II
OK, so it's not Friday, but there won't be any
new material tomorrow (August 16).
And nothing at all next week.
Unless you're going to the conference in
that's where all the action will be.
THIS JUST IN...
One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted
and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some
instruction, a rifle and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target.
The report came from the target area
that all attempts had completely
missed the target.
The tech looked at his rifle, and
then at the target.
He looked at the rifle again, and
then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of
the rifle barrel and squeezed the
trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was blown off,
whereupon he yelled toward the target area:
"It's leaving here just fine, the trouble
must be at your end!"