Last modified: August 9, 1996
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Will cross the road in June.
September for sure.
It crossed the road in style years ago,
but it was so quiet that nobody
Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it
crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like
Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road.
And it just bought the road.
It doesn't need to cross the road,
it just sends a message.
First it builds the road...
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road,
you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
The chicken is dragged across the road
and dropped on the other side.
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken,
the server will download one to the other side.
Of course, those are chicklets.
Jumps out onto the road,
and just keeps on running.
Tried to run,
but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs,
but you can carry it across the road
in your pocket!
Crosses faster than any other chicken,
but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first,
it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically
on all sides of the road until
you observe it on the side of your choice.
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road
the same way we do!
No reasonable chicken owner would want
a chicken to cross the road, so
there's no way to tell it to.
Al Gore Chicken:
Waiting for completion of NCI
(Nation Chicken-crossing Infrastructure)
and will cross as soon as it's finished,
assuming he's re-elected and
the Republicans don't gut the program.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING