Last modified: September 7, 1996
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Consultant (n.): Someone who borrows
your watch to tell you the time and then
keeps the watch.
When setting a deadline always express it as
"the end of a month"
rather than giving a specific date.
That lets you say something like "Today is
February the 47th
and we got it done on time!"
And, of course, never ever say what
"The PowerBuilder": Equal parts
Cuervo Gold Tequila,
Creme de Cocoa.
Special thanks go to Bill Green of
who chaired the committee in charge of
this 1996 User Conference invention.
The Secret To True Happiness is to
lower your expectations.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar,
and a job is just a paycheck.
And Dilbert is God.